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Title: And All the Earth a Grave
Author: Carroll M. Capps (AKA C.C. MacApp)
Release Date: October 22, 2007 [EBook #23146]
Language: English
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AND ALL THE EARTH A GRAVE
BY C.C. MacAPP
ILLUSTRATED BY GAUGHAN
There's nothing wrong with dying--it just hasn't ever had the proper sales pitch!
It all began when the new bookkeeping machine of a large Midwestern coffin manufacturer slipped a cog, or blew a transistor, or something. It was fantastic that the error--one of two decimal places--should enjoy a straight run of okays, human and mechanical, clear down the line; but when the figures clacked ou