Satirical Prose (Bulgarian)

Satirical Prose (Bulgarian)

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Satirical Prose (Bulgarian) by Hristo Botev

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äó çàíÿòèÿòà íà ìàãàðåòî è ðàáîòàòà íà åôåíäåòî è ÷åðèáàøèÿò? Ôèëîñîôúò ñ äúëãèòå óøè íîñè íà ãúðáà ñè: äúðâà, âîäà, áðàøíî, õîðà, è ñ òîâà ïðèíàñÿ ãîëÿìà ïîëçà, à åôåíäåòî èçäàâà îðãàíà íà øïèîíèòå "Òóðöèÿ", à ÷åðèáàøèÿò - îðãàíà íà èäèîòèòå "Ïðàâîòî" è ñ òîâà ïðèíîñÿò âðåäà; ôèëîñîôúò âúðøè ñàìî îíîâà, ùî ìîæå, à ÷åðèáàøèÿò ñè÷êî, ùî íå ìîæå; ìàãàðåòî íèêîãà íå ëúæå, à åôåíäåòî ãî å ñðàì äà êàæå íÿêîãà ïðàâî; ìàãàðåòî ïîñòè è çàòîâà ùå îòèäå â õðèñòèÿíñêèÿ ðàé, Ãåíîâè÷ ÿäå ïèëàô è ùå îòèäå â êî÷èíàòà íà Ìîõàìåäà - à ÷åðèáàøèÿò, êîéòî â òóðñêî ñåëî äúðæè ðàìàçàí, à â áúëãàðñêî ÿäå ñëàíèíà, òîé íà îíÿ ñâÿò ùå ÿäå îò êîðèòîòî íà Ãèëäåáðàíäà.

À-õà, èìà åäíî íåùî, çà êîå, àêî ñå óëîâè áúëãàðñêèÿò çîîëîã, ùå ìîæå äà îáîðè ìíåíèåòî íè. Òî íå å òúé âàæíî, òà ìîæåõìå äà ãî ïðåìúë÷èì, íî "ïîíåæå îáà÷å ñúðöåòî ìè ïëà÷å çà ìîÿ íàðîä", êàêòî êàçâà ã-í Âåëèêñèí â åäíî ñòèõîòâîðåíèå, ùå ãî êàæåì: þëàðÿò! Þëàðÿò è ñàìàðÿò! -Çâúí÷àòèé Ãëóì÷î", âìåñòî äà ãîâîðè ãëóïîñòè, äîáðå áè ñòîðèë äà ïðèêà÷è þëàðÿ íà åôåíäåòî, à ñàì

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